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BULLY GETS A LEFT HOOK KO

oddman — Sat, 19 May 2012 07:00:59 +0000

It’s not politically correct to applaud violence but sometimes it is the ONLY thing that a bully understands. I saw the YouTube video of this but 4GiFS.com made it into a .gif. Thank You 4GIF.com. The tall guy bullies until… SNAP. And then, timber. Looks good on him. It’s just a great day here today and it’s the LONG WEEKEND. The weather will be perfect. So, light the fireworks, create the fireworks and just have a great time. BANG.

via: TACKY RACCOONS – Stop in and say, ‘Hello.’

If you don’t have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

Bette Davis

via:TACKY RACCONS - I posted this .gif a few days ago and Bunk at TACKY RACCOONS deconstructed, and then reconstructed the .gif with additions. He did a great job. Click to stop by and check out, TACKY RACOONS.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

DID I REALLY SEE THAT? THE MAN IS A SPEEDBUMP

oddman — Fri, 18 May 2012 07:00:55 +0000

Weirdness has set in today. We have a basketball gif about, ‘Take That’, and a car .gif that leaves you speechless. These pics and a whole lot more leave you questioning, How ODD is That? It Friday. Thankfully we have arrived with all our pieces intact. The tin foil hat is ready to be strapped back on as we go out back to call the Mothership for pick-up. Too much tequila will do that to you. Not enough just isn’t right. Have a great trip and see you tomorrow morning. Or afternoon if too much tequila was enjoyed.

Old Man Withers by Benjamin Jacques

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.

Oscar Wilde

Eye Candy for the Ladies

Eye Candy for the Gentlemen

THOR-INA

Ladies…

On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth; on the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

Bruce Willis

by: Salvador Dali

Photographer is unknown to me

SHE DIDN’T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN

oddman — Thu, 17 May 2012 07:00:47 +0000

It’s not always guys that don’t think things through. This girl didn’t and well, you’ll see what happens. There is a teacher who is just plain cruel, brilliant but cruel. His sense of humour is warped. Welcome to ODD, Sir. Did anyone ever think that punk would grow old? not me. We have a rather pointed example of the ridiculousness of in store promotions. Sometimes you just shake your head. Oh well, it’s what makes life in the ODD LANE interesting. Enjoy the day.

They told him to get a flight to Vegas but would he listen? “No. I’m going to go for a gratuitous badass-in-a-sunbeam stroll”, he said.

It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

Rupert Everett

AND NOW WE RETURN TO REGULAR PROGRAMMING

Banksy

via: Mitchell S.

Very few men care to have the obvious pointed out to them by a woman.

Margaret Baillie Saunders

via: Mitchell S.

Pointing out the absurd in retailing…

NO SKIING DURING AN AVALANCHE, PLEASE

oddman — Wed, 16 May 2012 07:00:47 +0000

Skiers are an adventurous sort but sometimes even they must wait for Mother Nature to run her course. This is such a case. It’s HUMP DAY and we give thanks for that. It’s the relatively normal day today in ODD, dishing up the ODD, the weird, the unusual and everything in between. Welcome to the nuthouse. Hope that you enjoy your stay.

via: wild riot

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
‘What are my choices?’ John asked.
‘Yes or no,’ she replied.

by: Jonas

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘ Do these turkeys get any bigger?’
The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead.’

by: Manish Reddy

via: Tony G.

Photoshop done wrong

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.

via: Marcus S.

FLIP FAIL. WHY DO GUYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS?

oddman — Tue, 15 May 2012 07:00:20 +0000

Guys. We do some really stupid things at times. Seems that we don’t think things through. Sorry, let me clarify that, we sometimes just don’t think at all. A simple flip leads to, Ow, Ow, Ow. Serves him right. And so we laugh. It’s all here today. There’s the funny, the artistic, the WOW, the serious and everything in between. Many Thanks to the ODDMEN and ODDETTES for sending stuff for me to post. Keep it up and Share the ODD. Some folks aren’t ODD enough and others are just too ODD. It is after all, a fine line that we walk.

“I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class”

George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach

via: Thom B

zinn october 13 2007 by: KJLII

“So where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

Christina Aguilera

at: Djou.be

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know it’s very popular out there in Africa.

Britney Spears

Remember those VRC’S?

Jean Paul Gaultier Diet Coke Body Painting

Men’s second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him.

J.M. Barry

via: Sara P. – France

GREAT MOMENTS

oddman — Tue, 15 May 2012 06:30:37 +0000

Sometimes the greatest moments happen at the most unexpected time. This is one such moment for a NYC taxi driver. This one gave me goosebumps and helps me keep faith that there is a lot of unheralded good in this world. It is a show of kindness and respect for someone this man did not know.

SLAM DUNK SPLAT & A TRAMPOLINE NUTSHOT

oddman — Mon, 14 May 2012 07:00:20 +0000

Sometimes things just don’t work out. Sometimes the result is funny and other times it’s funny & painful. Sometimes it’s just because they’re a 40 watt bulb in a 100 watt world. It’s a great day today. On Saturday, sometime in the early afternoon, ODDMAN.CA passed 2 million, and I do mean 2 million, visitors. A great THANK YOU to all who’ve come and got their ODD ON. It’s because of you the I keep posting for this blog. OK, it’s mostly because I just love doing this. I’m just glad everyone else is enjoying the things that are just a little different from the rest. Have a great day.

College life…

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have their own bathroom.

Catherine Zeta-Jones

One thing only has been lent to youth and age in common – discontent.

Mathew Arnold

In case of a shortage…

When I die, I’ll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral.

Rick Wakeman – keyboardist extraordinaire for STRAWBS, and more famously, YES

VAMPIRE KILLING KITS

oddman — Sun, 13 May 2012 07:00:31 +0000

Vampires are all the rage at the moment and have been for a number of years. You can thank Anne Rice for reviving the genre with her book, Interview with a Vampire, 20 some odd years ago. People have been afraid of vampires for many years before Bram Stoker’s book, Dracula, and western Europeans developed vampire killing kits to protect them when they traveled to Transylvania. You never knew what evils were awaiting you when you traveled into mysteried lands. Here are some vampire killing kits designed to protect you and your soul. Who wants to live forever, right?

BACK TATTOO DONE WRONG. HOW’RE YOU GONNA FIX THIS ONE?

oddman — Sat, 12 May 2012 07:00:17 +0000

You get what you pay for. Tattoos are a perfect example. Always make sure that not only you are sober, but your tattoo artist is as well. The ODDMAN has few tattoos but he picked a great tattoo artist to do them, and both of us were sober. Check out the BIG tattoo mistake today. It’s Saturday and the weekend is here. Time to have a bit of fun and take it easy. Summer is on its way here and the beaches will soon be open in the Land of the Great White North. Have fun.

And a message to LONGY AUS, an ODDMAN from down under: THANKS for the promo bit. You know what I’m talking about. It’s appreciated. Cheers.

Mosh Pit

Tattoo FAIL, yes, but it’s not the one the headline is about…

LATE BREAKING MUSIC NEWS:

Dee Snider, of Twisted Sister, has released a new CD. It is called, believe it or not, ‘DEE DOES BROADWAY.’ The reviews that I’ve read state that it is a very good CD. Wayne Perry, of AP states in his review: ‘The dude really CAN sing.’

FAIL. Try and fix this one.

via: wild riot

via: Thom B.

Hungry now?

via: wild riot

I had a patient once who dreamed that she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.

Robert A. Johnson, Psychologist

Never know what you’ll meet on the bus. It’s an adventure every ride.

via: wild riot

MISSILE MAYHEM BARELY CONTAINED. BOOM

oddman — Fri, 11 May 2012 07:00:51 +0000

Missiles have all sorts of specific missions. There are the ICBM’s, Tomahawk cruise, surface to surface missiles to name but a few. Here’s one demonstrated that takes out targets in a confined area. Check it out. BOOM and they’re gone. We have another type of mayhem in the first .gif posted. Can you spot it? It’s Friday and the weekend is finally here. Raise a glass in your favourite toast, and then have another and another and…. Just not at work, OK? Have fun and may the sun shine as you work on your all-over tan.

Do you have many enemies?

Yes, but like a lot of people who can’t stand idiots.

Interviewer and Bernard Blier

Made with plywood and spare motorcycle parts

via: wild riot

Racial prejudice is stupid…because if you spend time with someone from another race and really get to know them, you can find other reasons to hate them.

Bernadette Luckett

via: wild riot

via: Sean “WordPress Guy” V.

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BULLY GETS A LEFT HOOK KO

If you don’t have time to do it right, you must have time to do it over.

If you have never been hated by your child, you have never been a parent.

If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame.

DID I REALLY SEE THAT? THE MAN IS A SPEEDBUMP

Anybody can sympathize with the sufferings of a friend, but it requires a very fine nature to sympathize with a friend’s success.

THOR-INA

On the one hand, we’ll never experience childbirth; on the other hand, we can open all our own jars.

SHE DIDN’T EXPECT THIS TO HAPPEN

They told him to get a flight to Vegas but would he listen? “No. I’m going to go for a gratuitous badass-in-a-sunbeam stroll”, he said.

It’s amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy.

AND NOW WE RETURN TO REGULAR PROGRAMMING

Very few men care to have the obvious pointed out to them by a woman.

NO SKIING DURING AN AVALANCHE, PLEASE

It was mealtime during an airline flight. ‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. ‘What are my choices?’ John asked. ‘Yes or no,’ she replied.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘ Do these turkeys get any bigger?’ The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead.’

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’ The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.

FLIP FAIL. WHY DO GUYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS?

“I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get in. I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class”

“So where’s the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?”

I’ve never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don’t like eating fish. And I know it’s very popular out there in Africa.

Men’s second childhood begins when a woman gets a hold of him.

GREAT MOMENTS

SLAM DUNK SPLAT & A TRAMPOLINE NUTSHOT

For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have their own bathroom.

One thing only has been lent to youth and age in common – discontent.

When I die, I’ll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral.

VAMPIRE KILLING KITS

BACK TATTOO DONE WRONG. HOW’RE YOU GONNA FIX THIS ONE?

LATE BREAKING MUSIC NEWS:

Dee Snider, of Twisted Sister, has released a new CD. It is called, believe it or not, ‘DEE DOES BROADWAY.’ The reviews that I’ve read state that it is a very good CD. Wayne Perry, of AP states in his review: ‘The dude really CAN sing.’

FAIL. Try and fix this one.

Hungry now?

I had a patient once who dreamed that she kept her husband in the deep freeze except for mating. Lots of men feel that way.

MISSILE MAYHEM BARELY CONTAINED. BOOM

Do you have many enemies?

Yes, but like a lot of people who can’t stand idiots.

Racial prejudice is stupid…because if you spend time with someone from another race and really get to know them, you can find other reasons to hate them.

It was mealtime during an airline flight.
‘Would you like dinner?’, the flight attendant asked John, seated in front.
‘What are my choices?’ John asked.
‘Yes or no,’ she replied.

A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store but she couldn’t find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, ‘ Do these turkeys get any bigger?’
The stock boy replied, ‘No ma’am, they’re dead.’

A woman is standing nude looking in the bedroom mirror. She is not happy with what she sees and says to her husband, ‘I feel horrible; I look old, fat and ugly. I really need you to pay me a compliment.’
The husband replies, ‘Your eyesight’s damn near perfect.