Today everyone is IRISH. I actually am of Irish descent so I don’t have to pretend. I do however, have to pretend to be sane. Mind you, being Irish and being descended from Irish immigrants doesn’t guarantee a life in the normal zone. And that’s why we drink. Raise a glass of Guinness, have a shot of Jameson Irish whiskey and enjoy a dinner of corned beef & cabbage. Kiss a lucky girl or boy, and celebrate St Patrick’s Day.