The activation button has been hit and we are in the official countdown. Wait ’till you see what happens. Welcome to Ash Wednesday. We are now officially in Lent so it’s time to give up anything that makes you feel good. Nope, not gonna happen. Hope that you recovered from MARDIS GRAS and now it’s time to get ready for the Easter Bunny. That means, more chocolate. Funny how all the holidays seem to involve chocolate. Anyhow, be good, don’t get caught and if you are caught, say it was the drunken stupor that caused it. It’s your Toronto Get-Out-Of-Jail Free card.
A man came home from work one day to find his wife sitting on the front porch with her bags packed.
He asked her what she was doing and she replied, “I’m going.”
He questioned her as to why she was going and she told him, “I just found out that I can make $400.00 a night doing what I give you for free.”
He pondered that.
Then went into the house and packed his bags and returned to the porch and his wife.
She said “And just where do you think you are going ?”
He replied “I’m going too.”
She asked, “Why?”
He said, “I want to see how you are going to live on $800.00 a year.”