OK people, when this happens a message is being shouted out. It is, “You’re FAT.” If it hurts your feelings, isn’t that so sad. Reality bites. I’m not being mean here. I was once fat and lost the weight. Most of it has been kept off for 7 years now and cycling season starts soon so the winter fat will come off quickly. The weekend is almost here and soon it’ll be time for a little Steve Miller, “JUNGLE LOVE.” So rest up, catch up and select your vines from the jungle with care. What you do then with them is up to you…
While at a nursing home I overheard a young boy talking to a veteran of WWII. The boy asked what had happened to his leg. The old man looked up and said, “When your mom tells you not to pick at it, listen to her.”
If you want to survive in life, you’ve got to know where your towel is.
Why is it that the most unattractive people in this world insist on being nudists?
Jan and Deacon: Thanks for the nice words. They’re appreciated.