Tragedies happen at the most inopportune of times. You seldom see it coming. Today a tragedy is about to occur. The Christmas countdown is in full swing. I had braved the malls on the weekend and I am but a beaten man now. It is brutal. Parking lot rage is in full swing. Next time I go out it will be in full ninja gear so as to cut a swath to what I want to buy. I heard a Walmart employee who was muttering, ” What the F*UCK am I, a personal shopper to these assholes?” She was in her late 50’s. I looked at her, smiled, and said, “I hear you. May the forces of ODIN smite the boneheads around you.” I got a smile. You’ve been warned. Shop on.


01031213 02031213 03031213 04031213 05031213 05031213aIf you live in Guelph, Ontario, Canada, come in and reserve your Christmas costumes at PARTY CORNER COSTUMES. ODDMAN‘s family uses them for all of our costume rentals. Support your local businesses as they are the lifeblood of your economy.

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The U.S. is no longer the fattest country in the world… Mexico is.


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The Most Gangsta Yearbook Quote to Ever Exist


“Flourine uranium carbon potassium bismuth technetium helium sulfur germanium thulium oxygen neon yttrium” is the caption under Jessica Lee‘s high school yearbook photo. Lee is a student at  Garfield High School in Seattle.

Confused? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Here’s how the elements break down:

(F) flourine (U) uranium (C) carbon (K) potassium (Bi) bismuth (Tc) technetium (He) helium (S) sulfur (Ge) germanium (Tm) thulium (O) oxygen (Ne) neon (Y) yttrium

Yes, she snuck “Fuck bitches, get money” lyrics from Biggie and Junior M.A.F.I.A.’s  “Get Money,” into the yearbook.

She wins.



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  1. Rex Renard December 3, 2013 at 4:16 pm #

    Good post today. I have a sudden urge to try and build that red car? in lego now, tho I don’t think I have anywhere near the right pieces to do it justice.

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