WHAT A PHYSICAL REALLY IS

 

Sometimes it ain’t pretty. LOL.  The countdown to Christmas is in full swing. I am already tired of the Christmas carols in the stores. Some have been playing them for over 3 weeks. I don’t know if I’ll make it to Christmas Day without running amok in a Santa suit and beating people in the head with a Hickory Farms festive sausage. I can hardly wait ’till the parking lots fill up and the Holiday RAGE Season emerges. I’ll be the guy selling tickets. Have a great one and stock up on the Holiday cheer. You’ll need it.

 

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Why does everything labeled “rain scented” always smell like soap?

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Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober.

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  1. Rex Renard November 18, 2013 at 3:58 pm #

    Some good ones today, that Westerfield quotes great. Tho I do have to deal with way to much x-mas stuff around the end of july, I can largely avoid the december version. Being a feral batchler dose have it’s advantages.

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