Sometimes it ain’t pretty. LOL. The countdown to Christmas is in full swing. I am already tired of the Christmas carols in the stores. Some have been playing them for over 3 weeks. I don’t know if I’ll make it to Christmas Day without running amok in a Santa suit and beating people in the head with a Hickory Farms festive sausage. I can hardly wait ’till the parking lots fill up and the Holiday RAGE Season emerges. I’ll be the guy selling tickets. Have a great one and stock up on the Holiday cheer. You’ll need it.
Why does everything labeled “rain scented” always smell like soap?
Today, I realized I have erectile dysfunction while drunk, and premature ejaculation while sober.