This seems to be a bit of a no brainer, but is it? Maybe there is a answer that you haven’t thought about. WE have one such answer today. Welcome to THE LAND GOD GAVE TO ODD. Remember that you don’;t have to fear the Reaper, you have to fear the normal. There’s nothing worse than finding out that you’re part of the flock. It is after all, a matter of viewpoint. Have a great day, and remember to do something that is just out of character for you. Keep everyone guessing.
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich.
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, “Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?” Daisy is my dog. I need to shave.