It’s time to return to school. Parents jump for joy while students weep. Remember, no underage drinking, OK? Let me rephrase that, don’t get caught. Much better. And parents, have a glass or six to celebrate. The whole point of school is to teach us to elevate our thinking skills so we can all go to work at McDonalds, because everything else will have been out-sourced. So sit back, enjoy the return to a routine and remember to say a little, HELLO, to the NSA when they spy on your computer.
Daddy, tell us again how when you were a boy you had to walk all the way across the room to change channels.
Television: teacher… mother… secret lover!