DON’T DIE A VIRGIN

There is a very good reason not to die a virgin, excepting the most obvious one or two or zillion good reasons. This reason makes sense to die only once you’ve had sex. Just think about it and then use it on your date. Let me know if it actually works. There’s lots of different stuff today including some science. Science that will actually teach us something and not the effects of gravity on boobs. Time to climb aboard the the little engine that could. Hold on to your hat.

 

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Being a Scotsman, I am naturally opposed to water in its undiluted state.

Alistair MacKenzie

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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don’t know where the bathroom is.

Billy Carter

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