Sometimes you have to wonder about how life treats everyone. There seems to be just too many FAILS for today’s post. Sometimes we don’t laugh with people; we laugh AT them. Today is such a day. Mishaps and ego and retaliation all contribute to FAILS. So sit right back, strap on the hockey helmet and enjoy a a good dose of Failure. You know you want it.
Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won’t stop patting my head and saying, “Who’s a good girl?!”
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. She pulled down my trousers, saw my Poke-ball boxers, and absolutely lost it. I had to lie next to her in bed for the next 10 minutes hearing her howl with laughter while crying “Dickachu, I choose you!”