Welcome to the Land of the Lazy. It’s ODD alright. A Monday morning, a time when all good people should be doing anything except getting ready for/doing work. I guess that the bills have to get paid seeing as we didn’t win the lottery. At least I didn’t win. Not even a free ticket. Oh well, there’s always the next draw. The ridiculous to the real to the thoughtful is here today. So is the dumb. Got to have a balanced day. Cheer up, Friday is on the horizon.
Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn’t watch dirty videos on Youtube.
Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I’m a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me.