START ME UP

Welcome to the Land of the Lazy. It’s ODD alright. A Monday morning, a time when all good people should be doing anything except getting ready for/doing work. I guess that the bills have to get paid seeing as we didn’t win the lottery. At least I didn’t win. Not even a free ticket. Oh well, there’s always the next draw. The ridiculous to the real to the thoughtful is here today. So is the dumb. Got to have a balanced day. Cheer up, Friday is on the horizon.

 

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Today, I had to set parental controls on my iPad so my dad couldn’t watch dirty videos on Youtube.

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Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I’m a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me.

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  1. LongyAUS June 3, 2013 at 4:17 am #

    Damn, Keanu is on to us!

  2. Paul September 27, 2013 at 6:15 pm #

    I read the comment about someone putting their full name into google images and it comes back as a porn star. I decided to try it and the first result is a picture of m grandfather who passes 2 years ago. I wasn’t ready for that one. Cried again, he was 93 and a WWII Vet.

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