BEEP. BEEP. Oh Shit. Sometimes it just goes that way. Maybe a simple precaution or two might have helped. It’s good to laugh at people and not always with them. It’s HUMP DAY, just as yesterday was known as FOREPLAY DAY. Seems a few beauties may have crept their way into the post. How ODD is that? We have the original Playstation followed by my favourite Playstation model…. Have yourself a great day and the week is now officially half over. Cheers.
Clock on. Do as little as you can. Clock off. Live beyond your means. Then die.
Eileen Grimshaw, Coronation Street
You shouldn’t let it get to you. You don’t look you age.
No. You can never tell how old fat people are. The fat pushes the wrinkles out.
Penny Neville & Lindsay Pearce, Teachers