ULTIMATE SNOWBALL FIGHT WEAPON

It truly is the ultimate snowball weapon. It is cool, though it might hurt if used up close. It’s just a reminder that winter is on its way now. It’s HUMP DAY again so there’s a great mix and match of weird and wonderful stuff. There’s a bump & grind done right and a bump and grind done … not so right. Try to keep your breakfast down on this one. There is a pictorial position posted that explains the evolution of American politics. Truth be said, it could be any country in the western world because we’re all in a race to the bottom of the gene pool. I think the Republicans are leading though. Have a great day and the week is now half over.

 

 

Snowball Slingshot

Here I am, using my arm to throw, like a sucker. Behold the manliest snowball thrower around, the Snowball Slingshot from Hammacher Schlemmer. Now you can destroy any neighboorhood child who gets to close to your house, or morelikely, your van down by the river.

“This is the slingshot that hurls snowballs up to 60′, providing a long-range tactical advantage on winter battlefields. A softball-sized snowball placed into the slingshot’s muzzle is drawn back when its handle-powered by medical-grade elastic tubing-is pulled back. Releasing the handle launches the snowball at opposing forces, helping to facilitate their hasty withdrawal or surrender. Its superior range also provides indirect fire opportunities, such as shooting over the crest of a hill unseen. Made of durable, polypropylene/styrene-based plastic that withstands the rigors of winter play.”

 

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